Complex Scottish

There’s this post-it note on the fridge, right. And when I come across a dance that looks really mean, or really clever, or sometimes just really odd, then it goes on the post-it. In really small writing.
Come and dance those dances.
Some competency assumed, no technique teaching, minimal walking, probable chaos.
Kirsten has a certificate that says she can teach properly, and a long line of witnesses that say she can teach improperly.